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The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious.
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I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.
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I'm from Toronto. It's a lot more laid back. When you are thrust into different environments, there is an odd adaptation period. And then there are times when unfair, unkind, untrue things are written about you. That bothers me less now.
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With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
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People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
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I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.
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Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
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Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.
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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
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Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.
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Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
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Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.
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I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
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The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.
Mike Myers
Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
Mike Myers
I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales.
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