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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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Michael John Myers
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You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.
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Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!
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Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look around the world, you can praise boring. It's a very civilized place to grow up. I'm very proud of it.
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The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
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Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austin Powers' was every bit of British culture that my father, who passed away in 1991, had forced me to watch and taught me to love.
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It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
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Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
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I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.
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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
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Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
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Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.
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With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
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I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.
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Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.
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I'm from Toronto. It's a lot more laid back. When you are thrust into different environments, there is an odd adaptation period. And then there are times when unfair, unkind, untrue things are written about you. That bothers me less now.
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I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
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Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
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