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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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Michael John Myers
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Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look around the world, you can praise boring. It's a very civilized place to grow up. I'm very proud of it.
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I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.
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Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious.
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I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
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When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program.
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Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
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And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now.
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Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.
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Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.
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Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
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Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.
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And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
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I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I like to think that Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness are comedic actors. And Dan Aykroyd, too. Those are my heroes.
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The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
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With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
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Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
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