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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austin Powers' was every bit of British culture that my father, who passed away in 1991, had forced me to watch and taught me to love.
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I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I like to think that Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness are comedic actors. And Dan Aykroyd, too. Those are my heroes.
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Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
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I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.
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It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
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The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
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I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.
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Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!
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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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Enlightenment is lightening up.
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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.
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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
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You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.
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I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales.
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Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
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The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
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