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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.
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I'm from Toronto. It's a lot more laid back. When you are thrust into different environments, there is an odd adaptation period. And then there are times when unfair, unkind, untrue things are written about you. That bothers me less now.
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You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.
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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.
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Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.
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I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.
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I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.
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It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
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And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.
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Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
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Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!
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Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austin Powers' was every bit of British culture that my father, who passed away in 1991, had forced me to watch and taught me to love.
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.
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I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
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Enlightenment is lightening up.
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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
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The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.
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People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
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