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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
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I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
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If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
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And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now.
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I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.
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Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look around the world, you can praise boring. It's a very civilized place to grow up. I'm very proud of it.
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I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too.
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
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Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
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Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious.
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
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And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.
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Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.
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Enlightenment is lightening up.
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With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
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I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.
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I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.
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