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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
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Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.
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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.
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Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look around the world, you can praise boring. It's a very civilized place to grow up. I'm very proud of it.
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
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Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!
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I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.
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I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
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Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.
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I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.
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I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I like to think that Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness are comedic actors. And Dan Aykroyd, too. Those are my heroes.
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Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
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Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
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I like my privacy. I love being a part of [films], but when I'm not doing stuff, I like to go away. I enjoy being a person, a great deal.
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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
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The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
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Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.
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