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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
Mike Myers
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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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Michael John Myers
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Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look around the world, you can praise boring. It's a very civilized place to grow up. I'm very proud of it.
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I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.
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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
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I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
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I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.
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And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.
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Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!
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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
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I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.
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Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
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It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
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I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.
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Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austin Powers' was every bit of British culture that my father, who passed away in 1991, had forced me to watch and taught me to love.
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Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
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You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.
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