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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I like to think that Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness are comedic actors. And Dan Aykroyd, too. Those are my heroes.
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And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now.
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Enlightenment is lightening up.
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Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
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When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program.
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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
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Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
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If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
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The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.
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It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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I'm from Toronto. It's a lot more laid back. When you are thrust into different environments, there is an odd adaptation period. And then there are times when unfair, unkind, untrue things are written about you. That bothers me less now.
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With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
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Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look around the world, you can praise boring. It's a very civilized place to grow up. I'm very proud of it.
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Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.
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The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
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I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.
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