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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
Actor
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Michael John Myers
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Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.
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Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
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With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
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The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
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Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
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I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
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I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales.
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It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
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Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
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I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.
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People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
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When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program.
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I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.
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I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.
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I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.
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If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
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Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
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