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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.
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Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austin Powers' was every bit of British culture that my father, who passed away in 1991, had forced me to watch and taught me to love.
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Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
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It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
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Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.
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I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.
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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
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I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales.
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
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Enlightenment is lightening up.
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If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
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Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious.
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Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.
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People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
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Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
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And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours.
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I'm from Toronto. It's a lot more laid back. When you are thrust into different environments, there is an odd adaptation period. And then there are times when unfair, unkind, untrue things are written about you. That bothers me less now.
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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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