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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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Michael John Myers
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
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Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look around the world, you can praise boring. It's a very civilized place to grow up. I'm very proud of it.
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Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.
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With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours.
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Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.
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The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.
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Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!
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The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
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I'm from Toronto. It's a lot more laid back. When you are thrust into different environments, there is an odd adaptation period. And then there are times when unfair, unkind, untrue things are written about you. That bothers me less now.
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I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.
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You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.
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The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
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People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
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Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
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I like my privacy. I love being a part of [films], but when I'm not doing stuff, I like to go away. I enjoy being a person, a great deal.
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Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
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