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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I like to think that Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness are comedic actors. And Dan Aykroyd, too. Those are my heroes.
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Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.
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The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.
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Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.
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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.
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Enlightenment is lightening up.
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And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now.
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People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.
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The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
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Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
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Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!
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Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
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If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
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And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours.
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And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.
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