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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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Michael John Myers
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You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.
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The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
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Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.
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I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I like to think that Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness are comedic actors. And Dan Aykroyd, too. Those are my heroes.
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Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
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Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too.
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
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It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
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Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austin Powers' was every bit of British culture that my father, who passed away in 1991, had forced me to watch and taught me to love.
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I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
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People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
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I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales.
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And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now.
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Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
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And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.
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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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