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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
Actor
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Michael John Myers
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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
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With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
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Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.
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I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
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I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.
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I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.
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Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
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I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.
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It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
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Enlightenment is lightening up.
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Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
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I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.
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I'm from Toronto. It's a lot more laid back. When you are thrust into different environments, there is an odd adaptation period. And then there are times when unfair, unkind, untrue things are written about you. That bothers me less now.
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People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
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