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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

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Mike Myers
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: May 25
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Michael John Myers
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I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.
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Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
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When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program.
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With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
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The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
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And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now.
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I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.
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I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales.
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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
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You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.
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I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.
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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
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I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
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And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours.
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
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I like my privacy. I love being a part of [films], but when I'm not doing stuff, I like to go away. I enjoy being a person, a great deal.
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Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
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Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!
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Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
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People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
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