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One day the worlds male population will spontaneously combust because they've kept too much stuff in for too long.

Mike Gayle

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Mike Gayle
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: January 1
Author
Journalist
Writer
Birmingham
West Midlands
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Worlds
Male
Males
Kept
Population
Stuff
Much
Combust
Long
Spontaneously

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