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The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers.
Mike Epps
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Mike Epps
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: November 18
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Michael Elliot Epps
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She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right.
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But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.
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I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.
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I used to be a dusty little child.
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I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.
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I get a lot of people trying to take advantage of me because of my kindness. So, I'm either real nice to you, or I want to cut your head off. There's no in between with me.
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