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Art is socialism but life is capitalism.

Mike Birbiglia

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Mike Birbiglia
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 20
Actor
Comedian
Executive Producer
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Life
Socialism
Capitalism
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I struggled with that notion early in my career. 'I know this is funny but nobody is laughing.' This thought occurred for years.
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I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous.
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I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness.
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My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.
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Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.
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The list of fun and easily fixed brain diseases is very short.
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I've been selfish over the years, and other people who have made it have too, but I can only speak for myself.
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How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.
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The people who are the worst at news, who kind of engage in what I call the World Wrestling of news, have kind of set the bar for where news is.
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I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.
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I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other.
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I have this habit of asking 'why do you want to do it?' and then interrupting them to say, 'here's why you want to do it.' Because it's in the 'yes...and' spirit [rule of improvisation].
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I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.
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You can express love by calling out the truth out of the situation as opposed to dancing around it.
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I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who had flown to Los Angeles on my sister's frequent flier miles just six days before.
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I actually love 'Saturday Night Live,' like a sports fan watches their favorite team to see how they're doing. I know the players and the writers, I've known several people on that show for a number of years.
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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When I made 'Sleepwalk with Me,' many people asked me if was a novelty thing, a one-off. But this is the goal, I'm just hitting it 12 years after I thought I would.
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Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.
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