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A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'
Mike Birbiglia
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Mike Birbiglia
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 20
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I think our culture views success as visibility, being seen as being successful. Whereas I've learned that success is rooted in helping and connecting to other people, and knowing where you can contribute. I've kind of spent my thirties doing that, because in my twenties I was seeking any kind of success.
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I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.
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The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.
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Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.
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I just don't give off a great first impression.
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I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.
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I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness.
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Our fear leads us to say no all the time.
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I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No... got any Snapple?'
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.
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It had that kind of open-ended fear to it - like that feeling you get when you're driving and you see a cop. And you're not speeding. You don't have drugs. But you're just thinking, I hope he doesn't notice I'm driving.
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You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists.
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Elia Kazan. He wrote my favorite book about filmmaking, 'Elia Kazan: On Directing.' There is a thing in the book that I do every time, it's part of my production structure. He said when you're hiring an actor, ask them what draws them to the project, and don't lead them to the answer.
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I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.
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I think spending a lot of time with my mom, who's a talker and a storyteller, and my dad, who has kind of a soft-spoken, understated sense of humor, I think that's how I became what I am, which is sort of an understated storyteller.
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I feel like people have more in common than the news reports.
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The key is to do what you love.
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