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I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria does it take to power a cell? One. Because mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. Not ready for prime time, that one.

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Mike Birbiglia
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 20
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