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I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No... got any Snapple?'
Mike Birbiglia
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Mike Birbiglia
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 20
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My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.
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Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.
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Gillian [Jacobs] is brilliant, and it was Lena Dunham that recommended her. I didn't see her in the part, but Lena told me that Gillian can do anything. It turned out to be true.
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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Art is socialism but life is capitalism.
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I struggled with that notion early in my career. 'I know this is funny but nobody is laughing.' This thought occurred for years.
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My writing process is very feedback-based. When I do stand-up, I listen to the audience. I try to understand what's connecting, what's not connecting, and then rewrite, rewrite and rewrite.
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I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.
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Our fear leads us to say no all the time.
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I've been selfish over the years, and other people who have made it have too, but I can only speak for myself.
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I thought if I could do stand-up comedy well enough, I could parlay it back into films - like Charlie Chaplin and Woody Allen did. They merged principles of comedy and drama together, and that's what my first film really was, a stab at that kind of comedy.
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You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists.
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Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.
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I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.
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