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I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No... got any Snapple?'
Mike Birbiglia
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Mike Birbiglia
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 20
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I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous.
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.
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I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.
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Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.
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I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria does it take to power a cell? One. Because mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. Not ready for prime time, that one.
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Gillian [Jacobs] is brilliant, and it was Lena Dunham that recommended her. I didn't see her in the part, but Lena told me that Gillian can do anything. It turned out to be true.
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I'm a compulsive everything.
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I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.
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I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.
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A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'
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Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.
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I've been selfish over the years, and other people who have made it have too, but I can only speak for myself.
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I actually love 'Saturday Night Live,' like a sports fan watches their favorite team to see how they're doing. I know the players and the writers, I've known several people on that show for a number of years.
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I figured out in my thirties it was about 'what can I contribute'? And what I figured out about that is creating something from scratch, and connecting it to people.
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I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.
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I like 'Donnie Darko' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.
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I think our culture views success as visibility, being seen as being successful. Whereas I've learned that success is rooted in helping and connecting to other people, and knowing where you can contribute. I've kind of spent my thirties doing that, because in my twenties I was seeking any kind of success.
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I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.
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You can express love by calling out the truth out of the situation as opposed to dancing around it.
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