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I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.
Mike Birbiglia
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Mike Birbiglia
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 20
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My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.
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I actually love 'Saturday Night Live,' like a sports fan watches their favorite team to see how they're doing. I know the players and the writers, I've known several people on that show for a number of years.
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I think our culture views success as visibility, being seen as being successful. Whereas I've learned that success is rooted in helping and connecting to other people, and knowing where you can contribute. I've kind of spent my thirties doing that, because in my twenties I was seeking any kind of success.
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I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.
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My writing process is very feedback-based. When I do stand-up, I listen to the audience. I try to understand what's connecting, what's not connecting, and then rewrite, rewrite and rewrite.
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Our fear leads us to say no all the time.
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
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