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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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Mike Birbiglia
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 20
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I think the reason why I'm so alluring to networks is because on the surface I'm like a quintessential relatable, boring white guy. A great many sitcoms have been anchored by a boring white guy, so I feel like what they want to mine from me are my more generic qualities.
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In our culture right now, I want to take on this notion of what a singular success means. We think success is one thing, but it's actually a spectrum of where our life takes us.
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Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy.
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Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.
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Success is fleeting. It may not have to do with you but how your work is received.
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