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Mike Birbiglia
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 20
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What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.
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Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.
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I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness.
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My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.
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I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: whitebread. The other day, someone came up to me and said, What's up, whitebread? And I was like, That's not even an insult. That's just my race plus a food. I can do that, too, black bean soup! Stay out of this, Asian chicken platter!
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I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.
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I figured out in my thirties it was about 'what can I contribute'? And what I figured out about that is creating something from scratch, and connecting it to people.
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Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.
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I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other.
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All techniques of comedy are valid and interesting to me.
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I think spending a lot of time with my mom, who's a talker and a storyteller, and my dad, who has kind of a soft-spoken, understated sense of humor, I think that's how I became what I am, which is sort of an understated storyteller.
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I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.
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I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!'
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Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.
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I just don't give off a great first impression.
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I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.
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Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.
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