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Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have plans.

Mike Birbiglia

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Mike Birbiglia
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 20
Actor
Comedian
Executive Producer
Film Director
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Stand-Up Comedian
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I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.
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I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.
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I think spending a lot of time with my mom, who's a talker and a storyteller, and my dad, who has kind of a soft-spoken, understated sense of humor, I think that's how I became what I am, which is sort of an understated storyteller.
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I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.
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I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous.
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