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I'm a compulsive everything.

Mike Birbiglia

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Mike Birbiglia
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 20
Actor
Comedian
Executive Producer
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Compulsive
Humor
Funny
Everything

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In our culture right now, I want to take on this notion of what a singular success means. We think success is one thing, but it's actually a spectrum of where our life takes us.
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I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other.
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I actually love 'Saturday Night Live,' like a sports fan watches their favorite team to see how they're doing. I know the players and the writers, I've known several people on that show for a number of years.
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I feel like people have more in common than the news reports.
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How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.
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The people who are the worst at news, who kind of engage in what I call the World Wrestling of news, have kind of set the bar for where news is.
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I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.
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I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, Do you guys hate me?
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What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.
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The key is to do what you love.
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The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.
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Our fear leads us to say no all the time.
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Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.
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Two Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Whereas, No Drink Mike enjoys biographies, and has serious opinions on wildlife. And Five Drink Mike... dances with wildlife.
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I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.
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...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.
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I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.
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Art is socialism but life is capitalism.
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Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.
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All techniques of comedy are valid and interesting to me.
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