Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.
Mignon McLaughlin
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Mignon McLaughlin
Age: 70 †
Born: 1913
Born: June 6
Died: 1983
Died: December 20
Journalist
Writer
the United States of America
Doe
Life
Burglar
Burglars
Demand
Makes
Money
More quotes by Mignon McLaughlin
With each passing year, one has less to say, and knows better how to say it.
Mignon McLaughlin
Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those slight changes that would make all the difference.
Mignon McLaughlin
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.
Mignon McLaughlin
Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.
Mignon McLaughlin
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.
Mignon McLaughlin
Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.
Mignon McLaughlin
If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.
Mignon McLaughlin
It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.
Mignon McLaughlin
Humiliation is a vast country of imprecise boundaries. If you think you're there, you are. The neurotic rule: when in doubt, go ahead and feel humiliated.
Mignon McLaughlin
There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.
Mignon McLaughlin
We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along.
Mignon McLaughlin
An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
Mignon McLaughlin
It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.
Mignon McLaughlin
A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.
Mignon McLaughlin
It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
Mignon McLaughlin
Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.
Mignon McLaughlin
We have to call it freedom: who'd want to die for a lesser tyranny
Mignon McLaughlin
Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.
Mignon McLaughlin
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
Mignon McLaughlin