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Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
Mignon McLaughlin
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Mignon McLaughlin
Age: 70 †
Born: 1913
Born: June 6
Died: 1983
Died: December 20
Journalist
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the United States of America
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A doctor recently described to me benign positional vertigo: it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change vertigo to anxiety, and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.
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Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.
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Hot dogs always seem better out than at home so do French-fried potatoes so do your children.
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The young do not need God, and the old cannot find Him.
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A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.
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Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.
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If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.
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Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.
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Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.
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It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.
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Our strength is often composed of the weakness that we're damned if we're going to show.
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Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those slight changes that would make all the difference.
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The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
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If you are brave too often, people will come to expect it of you.
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Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.
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Boredom is often the cause of promiscuity, and always its result.
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Flesh goes on pleasuring us, and humiliating us, right to the end.
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With each passing year, one has less to say, and knows better how to say it.
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My thoughts, I guess, are bitter who but the bitter have thoughts?
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The first two days of a vacation are endless then it flies.
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