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Women liked me because I made them laugh.
Mickey Rooney
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Mickey Rooney
Age: 93 †
Born: 1920
Born: September 23
Died: 2014
Died: April 6
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. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.
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Life is an infiltration course. We all try and get through it. We all try and get through it unscathed - maybe not hurt, not bruised. No bones broken, maybe a few hearts here and there.
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A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
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On Hollywood turning its back on him: I wasn't in the club. You see, I'm not going to be a stroker. I never have been all my life.
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I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.
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I belong to the public. The public made me. The public can break me. I owe them my life.
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Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always out. It's in, you see, to be out. If they're in, they're out. So, they're always out. That way, they'll be in.
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It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.
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To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be ashamed of. If elder abuse happened to me, it can happen to anyone. I want you to know that you deserve better.
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I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.
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If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!
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Now. Now is the most important time of all of your young lives. And what does now stand for - N-O-W? No Other Way. That's the only time - NOW!
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