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These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

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Mickey Rivers
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: October 31
Baseball Player
Miami
Florida
John Milton Rivers
Wheels
Meals
Guys
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Eligible

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We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
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Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got control over 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying. Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got no control over 'cause if you got no control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying.
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Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
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Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.
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It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
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Out of what... a thousand?
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