Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

A big book is like a serious relationship it requires a commitment.

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

Yeah, that's a good point.

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

Shut your role and know your mouth.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

A big book is like a serious relationship it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

This is for all the little Stingers