Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

A big book is like a serious relationship it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

Yeah, that's a good point.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

This is for all the little Stingers

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

Shut your role and know your mouth.

A big book is like a serious relationship it requires a commitment.