This is for all the little Stingers

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

A big book is like a serious relationship it requires a commitment.

Shut your role and know your mouth.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

Yeah, that's a good point.

A big book is like a serious relationship it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.