I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

A big book is like a serious relationship it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

This is for all the little Stingers

Yeah, that's a good point.

A big book is like a serious relationship it requires a commitment.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

Shut your role and know your mouth.

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.