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And it’s not like I’ve never jacked off. I’m fifteen years old. Of course I do it. Any guy who says he doesn’t is lying. That would be like having the coolest video game ever and never playing it. No one’s that stupid.
Michael Thomas Ford
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Michael Thomas Ford
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: October 1
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