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There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

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Michael Scott
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: October 29
Actor
Clergyman
Executive Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Television Producer
Ann Arbor
Michigan
Ken Tremendous
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Thing

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We had little or no emotion. We lacked the capacity to feel fear, to experience love, to enjoy the sensations of happiness and delight.The finest warriors are not only those who do not fear, but those who are without anger.
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What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic, because everyday I get a little more desperate. And desperate situations yield the quickest results.
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I'll have an awesome blossom, EXTRA awesome.
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Marethyu stretched out his right hand and Aten took it in his. Let me tell you this, the hook-handed man said. We will meet again,you and I,in a different place and a different time. You know this to be true? I do. Because you have seen the future? Because I have been there.
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Middle school's amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary time.
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The Elders had nothing but contempt for human emotion they considered it their biggest weakness. Perenelle knew it was humankind's greatest strength.
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Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
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Most writers, I'm afraid, live very boring lives sitting in front of a screen. However, having said that: every writer puts a bit of themselves into the characters to bring them alive.
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I'm always writing - its what I like to do. But when I'm not writing, I'm reading.
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I'm not a magician. I'am an alchemyst, a man of science, though perhaps not the science you would be familiar with.
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When you've lived as long as I have, nothing much surprises you.
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Some writing courses will advise you to write what you know. I've always thought this is very odd advice ... because it means, for example, that I should not be writing about Nicholas Flamel, because I didn't live in France in the 15th Century, I was not an alchemyst, am not immortal (despite the rumours) and do not know magic.
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Villains often more the story along while the heros react to the villains, so the villain becomes the engine of the story.
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And once begun, change cannot be reversed.
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It's always been Apple's goal to ship something we were proud of and something people would be proud to own, and I think that's still true from thirty years ago.
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.
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Making sure that the geography and timelines work is always the hardest part of writing. But you owe it to the readers to get it right!
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Even that. What is the point in living forever, if it is not with the woman I love?
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we are nothing more than the sum of our memories and experiences
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Here, you can walk into a bookstore and pick up a Bible or Christian literature and learn. Over there, they are lucky if they have one Bible for a whole village.
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