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There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

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Michael Scott
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: October 29
Actor
Clergyman
Executive Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Television Producer
Ann Arbor
Michigan
Ken Tremendous
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Every story starts with an idea, but it is the characters that move this idea forward.
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They [my characters]speak to me all the time! In fact some of them never shut up!
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I'm not a magician. I'am an alchemyst, a man of science, though perhaps not the science you would be familiar with.
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In fact, writing for younger adults is tougher. They remember everything and if they spot a problem, they'll be sure to let you know.
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My advice is to write about what you are interested in. If you read science fiction and fantasy, then write in that genre. If you read romance novels, then try writing one.
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TMI? Too Much Information. It”s just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame.
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Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.
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I'm always writing - its what I like to do. But when I'm not writing, I'm reading.
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Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.
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The fifth force was the magic of Time, the greatest of all the magics.
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Nowadays I find chocolate and/or chocolate-based snacks to be great motivators. Everyone loves chocolate. If someone has a lot of work to do, put a piece of fudge in a glass container (so they can see it) and let them know that if they accomplish their tasks, they can eat the fudge. You'll definitely get a reaction!
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The Elders had nothing but contempt for human emotion they considered it their biggest weakness. Perenelle knew it was humankind's greatest strength.
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The line between confidence and arrogance is very fine, Josh,” Flamel said quietly. “And the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer. Sophie,” he added, without looking at her.
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We're all homos. Homo sapiens.
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My specialty is mythology.There are artifacts like the hallows scattered through just about every mythology. However, what makes the Celtic hallows so interesting is that they are a self-contained group of objects.
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So you should be able to see them clearly in your imagination. We always find it easier to visualize what we fear it's what keeps us afraid of the dark.
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Being immortal must have a lot of attractions. You can travel all over the world, see everything, do everything. But what happens if you are immortal and your friends and family are not? You are then destined to watch them age and die.
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Negotiations are about controlling things, about being in the driver's seat and make one tiny mistake you're dead. I made one tiny mistake, I wore women's clothes
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