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There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

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Michael Scott
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: October 29
Actor
Clergyman
Executive Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Television Producer
Ann Arbor
Michigan
Ken Tremendous
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Thing

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You are not living, you are surviving.
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I'm always reading. Here's where an ebook reader really comes into its own. When I travel, it allows me to carry a huge chunk of my library with me. Usually, when I am writing one project, I am researching the next or beginning to pull together the material for the book after that.
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Wait. Look. Notice. If you keep those three words in mind, you just might survive the next few days.
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I was born and raised in Dublin, Ireland and it is still home to me. My writing has taken me all over the world, but this is the place I come back to and the place where I find it easiest to write.
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Even that. What is the point in living forever, if it is not with the woman I love?
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I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations.
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Distance makes everything beautiful.
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You told me it was a mistake to fight the scarred warriors. They were the survivors.
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At the heart of every legend there is a grain of truth.
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The strong survive, but the courageous triumph.
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Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
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Middle school's amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary time.
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Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.
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Here words can kill - literally.
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When in doubt, we follow our hearts. Words can be false, images and sounds can be manipulated. But this...' He tapped his chest, over his heart. 'This is always true
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We had little or no emotion. We lacked the capacity to feel fear, to experience love, to enjoy the sensations of happiness and delight.The finest warriors are not only those who do not fear, but those who are without anger.
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My advice is to write about what you are interested in. If you read science fiction and fantasy, then write in that genre. If you read romance novels, then try writing one.
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