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There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

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Michael Scott
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: October 29
Actor
Clergyman
Executive Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Television Producer
Ann Arbor
Michigan
Ken Tremendous
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When in doubt, we follow our hearts. Words can be false, images and sounds can be manipulated. But this...' He tapped his chest, over his heart. 'This is always true
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The line between confidence and arrogance is very fine, Josh,” Flamel said quietly. “And the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer. Sophie,” he added, without looking at her.
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Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.
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I'm always reading. Here's where an ebook reader really comes into its own. When I travel, it allows me to carry a huge chunk of my library with me. Usually, when I am writing one project, I am researching the next or beginning to pull together the material for the book after that.
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For me, the favourite chapters have always been the last chapters in the books. I knew exactly how each book would end - and how the first chapter of the following book would begin. I knew I wanted to leave the readers with answers - and a bunch of new questions!
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You need to play to win. But you also need to win ... to play.
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I'm always writing - its what I like to do. But when I'm not writing, I'm reading.
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I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.
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The fifth force was the magic of Time, the greatest of all the magics.
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My specialty is mythology.There are artifacts like the hallows scattered through just about every mythology. However, what makes the Celtic hallows so interesting is that they are a self-contained group of objects.
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.
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The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.
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I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.
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I'm probably better known in the US as a YA writer, I have a huge body of adult horror and fantasy behind me.
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Villains often more the story along while the heros react to the villains, so the villain becomes the engine of the story.
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TMI? Too Much Information. It”s just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame.
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The most reward experience is having another writer come up to you and say that they started writing because they read my books. That is how writing as a profession continues: readers becomes writers who inspire new readers.
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I am a writer (and one day I'll be an author). For a long time I was a bookseller (who wrote) or a TV producer (who wrote), but for the last decade or so, its been writer.
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The strong survive, but the courageous triumph.
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Once you have been touched by magic, you are forever changed. You leave a trail.
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