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There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

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Michael Scott
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: October 29
Actor
Clergyman
Executive Producer
Screenwriter
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Television Actor
Television Producer
Ann Arbor
Michigan
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One of the oldest secrets of alchemy is that every living thing, from the most complex creatures right down to the simplest leaf, carries the seeds of its creation within itself.
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Great change always comes down to the actions of a single person.
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Nowadays I find chocolate and/or chocolate-based snacks to be great motivators. Everyone loves chocolate. If someone has a lot of work to do, put a piece of fudge in a glass container (so they can see it) and let them know that if they accomplish their tasks, they can eat the fudge. You'll definitely get a reaction!
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Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
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There have always been people like you, Nicholas Flamel. People who think they know what's best, who decide what people should see and read and listen to, who ultimately try to shape how the rest of the world think and acts. I've spent my entire life fighting the likes of you.
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They [my characters]speak to me all the time! In fact some of them never shut up!
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Wait. Look. Notice. If you keep those three words in mind, you just might survive the next few days.
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Often the greatest act of courage is admitting that one has made a mistake...Follow your hearts. Protect one another, trust one another, because, at the end of the day, all of these people want something from you, or want you to do something for them, or be something that you are not. Your own responsibility is to one another.
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First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself, is lost. So please try not to lose anything until we find it.
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You told me it was a mistake to fight the scarred warriors. They were the survivors.
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What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic, because everyday I get a little more desperate. And desperate situations yield the quickest results.
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Knowledge itself is never dangerous, it is how that knowledge is used that is dangerous
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Here, you can walk into a bookstore and pick up a Bible or Christian literature and learn. Over there, they are lucky if they have one Bible for a whole village.
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we are nothing more than the sum of our memories and experiences
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I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.
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Some writing courses will advise you to write what you know. I've always thought this is very odd advice ... because it means, for example, that I should not be writing about Nicholas Flamel, because I didn't live in France in the 15th Century, I was not an alchemyst, am not immortal (despite the rumours) and do not know magic.
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Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.
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Villains often more the story along while the heros react to the villains, so the villain becomes the engine of the story.
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