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I love crazy names. It comes right from Monty Python and Woody Allen - nothing in the world makes me giggle more than a funny name. It became a thing I started doing when I wrote. If a person came into a store and said, How much is this apple? that person would have an insane name.

Michael Schur

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Michael Schur
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: October 29
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