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C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.
Michael R. Burch
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Michael R. Burch
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: February 19
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