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When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.

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Michael R. Burch
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: February 19
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