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I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.

Michael McIntyre

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Michael McIntyre
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: February 21
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Merton
Michael Hazen James McIntyre
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Countdown
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