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They had to ask spain I think, they've had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it's Gordon Brown phoning up going 'pass the salt'
Michael McIntyre
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Michael McIntyre
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: February 21
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Michael Hazen James McIntyre
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