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My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc...I thought 'Ive got the better deal here'...1 Your sister

Michael McIntyre

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Michael McIntyre
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: February 21
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Merton
Michael Hazen James McIntyre
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