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My tastes in all things lean towards the arty and boring. I like sports documentaries about Scrabble players, bands that play quiet, unassuming music, and TV shows that win awards. In that way, I am an elitist snob. And proud of it.

Michael Ian Black

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Michael Ian Black
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: August 12
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