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The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.
Michael Ian Black
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Michael Ian Black
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: August 12
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Things you never thought were going to turn into something end up being the most important things in your life. You have to learn to not try to control it.
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That's been my fear all along. That I'm not enough, and I still don't trust at all that I am.
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Super excited about things I'm going to do never excited about things I'm actually doing.
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