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Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.
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Mel Brooks
Age: 98
Born: 1926
Born: June 28
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THE 2,000-YEAR-OLD MAN'S SECRETS OF LONGEVITY 1. Don't run for a bus - there'll always be another. 2. Never, ever touch fried food. 3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car. 4. Eat fruit - a nectarine - even a rotten plum is good.
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Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.
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But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.
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An egg cream can do anything. An egg cream to a Brooklyn Jew is like water to an Arab. A Jew will kill for an egg cream. It's the Jewish malmsey.
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Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be absurd. Funny is in the writing, not in the performing. If the situation isn't absurd, no amount of joke will help.
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Basically, I'm a writer. I'm the proprietor of the vision. I alone know what I eventually want to happen on the screen. So if you have a valuable idea, the only way to protect it is to direct it.
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Coleman Jacoby and Arnie Rosen won an Emmy and Mel Brooks didn't! Niezsche was right! There is no God! There is no God!
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I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances.
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If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
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In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.
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If Ivan the Terrible had been kissed and loved between zero and three, he probably would have become Ivan Not So Terrible. If you're Jewish, you have a small smile on your face. Because you know the rest are wrong and you don't want to hurt their feelings.
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We want to get people laughing we don't want to offend anybody.
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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
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You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it.
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American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.
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There's an army story in me, and I think there's a WWII Brooks film somewhere.
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Tolstoy was the most gifted writer who ever lived. It's like he stuck a pen in his heart and it didn't even go through his mind on its way to the page.
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I've been taught ever since I was a kid that sex is filthy and forbidden, and that's the way I think it should be. The filthier and more forbidden it is, the more exciting it is.
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Do you have a dollar on you? I hate to answer questions for nothing.
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Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump.
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