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I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn.
Mel Brooks
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Mel Brooks
Age: 98
Born: 1926
Born: June 28
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I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with?
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You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.
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My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head.
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I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.
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Don’t be stupid, be a smarty / Come and join the Nazi Party!
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I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you.
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