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We want to get people laughing we don't want to offend anybody.
Mel Brooks
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Mel Brooks
Age: 98
Born: 1926
Born: June 28
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Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
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He who hesitates is poor.
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All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me it's a sign of security.
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Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump.
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Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be absurd. Funny is in the writing, not in the performing. If the situation isn't absurd, no amount of joke will help.
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I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with?
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Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.
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I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances.
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I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
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