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We want to get people laughing we don't want to offend anybody.
Mel Brooks
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Mel Brooks
Age: 98
Born: 1926
Born: June 28
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He who hesitates is poor.
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I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
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That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it.
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I like people with big talents and small neuroses - not always an easy combination to find. I've discovered that if the neurosis is too big, it diminishes the talent and you wind up working too hard for what you get.
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