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But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.
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Mel Brooks
Age: 98
Born: 1926
Born: June 28
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American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.
Mel Brooks
Well, you know, 'Spaceballs' is a weird combination, because it's a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it's crazy and out-there and making fun of and taking apart sci-fi, 'Star Wars', and 'Star Trek'.
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Usually when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.
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My favorite expression is: When you go up to the bell, ring it ? or don't go up to the bell.
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I've been taught ever since I was a kid that sex is filthy and forbidden, and that's the way I think it should be. The filthier and more forbidden it is, the more exciting it is.
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All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me it's a sign of security.
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My brothers went to work at 12 and put themselves through school and brought the family out of ruin into food and clothing.
Mel Brooks
He who hesitates is poor.
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Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.
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Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.
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I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.
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You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.
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Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.
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Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.
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If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.
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THE 2,000-YEAR-OLD MAN'S SECRETS OF LONGEVITY 1. Don't run for a bus - there'll always be another. 2. Never, ever touch fried food. 3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car. 4. Eat fruit - a nectarine - even a rotten plum is good.
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Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.
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Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny.
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When I was a little boy, I thought when I grew up I would talk Yiddish. I thought little kids talked English, but when they became adults, they would talk Yiddish like the adults did. There would be no reason to talk English anymore, because we would have made it.
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Immortality is a by-product of good work. Masterpieces are not for artists, they're for critics. Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together. My message to the world is 'Let's swing, sing, shout, make noise! Let's not mimic death before our time comes! Let's be wet and noisy!'
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