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Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.
Mel Brooks
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Mel Brooks
Age: 98
Born: 1926
Born: June 28
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My liveliness is based on an incredible fear of death. In order to keep death at bay, I do a lot of Yah! Yah! Yah! And death says, All right. He's too noisy and busy. I'll wait for someone who's sitting quietly, half asleep.
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If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
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If you're alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.
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If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
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Be interested in everything. You don't have to adore it. I don't adore hip-hop, I don't think it's great music, but I'm interested, I listen. I watch a lot of new films, I see everything. I still read, I like books, whether they are old books, new books. I'm interested - you gotta stay interested!
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My God, I'd love to smash into the casket of Dostoyevsky, grab that bony hand and scream at the remains, 'Well done, you god-damn genius.'
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My brothers went to work at 12 and put themselves through school and brought the family out of ruin into food and clothing.
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I make people laugh for a living. I believe I can say objectively that what I do I do as well as anybody. Just say I'm one of the best broken field runners that ever lived. For 35 years I was a cult hero, an underground funny.
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Tolstoy was the most gifted writer who ever lived. It's like he stuck a pen in his heart and it didn't even go through his mind on its way to the page.
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Never retire! Do what you do and keep doing it. But don't do it on Friday. Take Friday off. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, go fishing...Then Monday to Thursday, do what you've been doing all your life. My point is: Live full and don't retreat.
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Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be absurd. Funny is in the writing, not in the performing. If the situation isn't absurd, no amount of joke will help.
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Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.
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As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
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Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump.
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If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.
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Directing is a terrible, anxious process. It's all collaboration, and if you have a dream, it's diluted very quickly by the slightest ineptness in any of your collaborators. They're supposed to help you, but too often they help you into your grave.
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