Quote

He couldn't offend the gods with a pointed stick.

Megan Whalen Turner

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Megan Whalen Turner
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: January 1
Novelist
Writer
Pointed
Stick
Gods
Sticks
Couldn
Offend

More quotes by Megan Whalen Turner

Image
The younger one looked to be completely useless.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
A thief never makes a noise by accident.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
I want you to steal something. I smiled. Do you want the king's seal? I can get it for you. If I were you, said the magus, I'd stop bragging about that. His voice grated. My smile grew. The gold ring with the engraved ruby had been in his safekeeping when I had stolen it away.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
Coming from light into the dark, he was looking ahead of him, not down at me. My lunge, as I came to my feet, took him in the chest as I drove the sword upward with the strength of my legs. Even rusted, the sword slid through him, and I found, for the first time, how easy it is to kill a man.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
No 'Glory shall be your reward' for me. Oh, no, for me, it is, 'Stop whining' and 'Go to bed'.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
That is ridiculous, she said. The king agreed. Like falling in love with a landslide. Only you could fail to notice.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
His forehead was covered by wrinkles brought on by a lot of sun and too much frowning.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
She pulled the bedclothes up as far as they would go and suppressed a perverse wish to have her old nurse come to chase away the darkness, perverse because she didn't know if she wanted the shadows to be empty or not.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
And the Earth had no name. The gods know themselves and have no need of names. It is man who names all things, even gods.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
This is the stupidest plan I have ever in my career participated in, Xenophon said. I love stupid plans, said Eugenides.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
Ornon said, I have seen him jump across atriums four stories above the ground, a distance that would make your blood freeze, and I heard him once confess that he sometimes thinks the distance is beyond him. He always jumps, Your Majesty. The Thieves are not trained in self-preservation. I beg you would take my advice.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
...That he'd seen...two people, a young man and a woman, sitting on invisible furniture with their feet up, reading books and eating chocolates.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
I sometimes believe his lies are the truth, but I have never mistaken his truth for a lie.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
Would you have your hand back, Eugenides? And lose Attolia? And see Attolia lost to the Mede?' Eugenides's eyes were open. In front of his face the floor was littered with tiny bits of glass that glittered in the candlelight. 'You have your answer, Little Thief.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
Anyone who can steal the king's seal ring can manage the locks on his record room.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
Are you badly hurt? Hideously, said the king, without sounding injured at all. I am disemboweled. My insides may in an instant become my outsides as I stand here before you.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
From shadow queen to puppet queen in one rule. That's very impressive. When he rules your country and he tells you he loves you, I hope you believe him. At least that's one lie I didn't tell you.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
Discretion prevented me from saying that I thought she was a fiend from the underworld and that mountain lions couldn't force me to enter her service.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
I can't leave her there all alone, surrounded by stone walls... She's too precious to give up.
Megan Whalen Turner
Image
She was the stone-faced queen, then and ever after. She had needed the mask to rule, and she had been glad to have it. She wondered if Eugenides was glad of his.
Megan Whalen Turner