Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.
Megan McCafferty
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Megan McCafferty
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: January 1
Author
Novelist
Megan Fitzmorris McCafferty
Guy
Girl
Homo
Excuse
Together
Handle
Need
Otherwise
Needs
Girls
Guys
Activity
More quotes by Megan McCafferty
I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano.
Megan McCafferty
I can let my true self shine in front of God.
Megan McCafferty
It's just Jessica and Marcus, oxymoronically alone together.
Megan McCafferty
I believe that what we get out of life is what we've set ourselves up to get, so there's no such thing as an inconsequential decision. Our destinies are the culmination of all the choices we've made along the way, which is why it's imperative to listen hard to your inner voice when it speaks up. Don't let anyone else's noise drown it out.
Megan McCafferty
Excuse our appearances. We are taking apart yesterday, to make way for tomorrow
Megan McCafferty
I know. It's shocking to think that the government would try to stick its nose in our ladyparts.
Megan McCafferty
I used to think that I wouldn't change anything from my past, because doing so would inevitably affect who I am now. But considering my current state, I'm thinking it might not be a bad idea to go back in time to fix things.
Megan McCafferty
I wish our love was right now.
Megan McCafferty
The tales we tell ourselves about ourselves makes us who we are.
Megan McCafferty
The road less traveled will not be smooth
Megan McCafferty
Hornergy' is Zen's term for the indomitable athletic edge powered by sexual restraint. The basketball, baseball and football teams haven't had a winning season in years. The table-tennis team, however, is undefeated.
Megan McCafferty
It kind of makes me wish that the worst thing that will ever happen to me would just hurry up and happen already. That way I could live the rest of my life in bliss, if only because I know how much worse things could be.
Megan McCafferty
That's what all love comes down to, doesn't it? We help others only as much as they let us.
Megan McCafferty
See, my idea of cute comes with an IQ requirement. It's geeky cute. It's Rivers Cuomo, not Justin Timberlake. It's Gideon Yago, not Brian Mcfayden. Jimmy Fallon, yes please! Brad Pitt, no thank you.
Megan McCafferty
I don't know anything about anything. The only difference between then and now is this: I may know more than I used to but my wisdom pales in comparison to that which I have yet to learn
Megan McCafferty
Marcus Flutie slept with just about every girl on the Eastern Seaboard except me. Though, he tried to get into my panties when I was a freshman but turned him down because I refuse to disempower myself just for a few clit twitches.
Megan McCafferty
Gone for a while Hoping, always, to return If you will let me
Megan McCafferty
I just don't see the point in beating myself up. I think it's more productive to concentrate on being a better person right now than punishing myself for who I was in the past.
Megan McCafferty
Ever notice how people wait until they're not going to see you anymore to say something nice to you?
Megan McCafferty
You gotta take chances in this life or you're already dead.
Megan McCafferty
